teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
my head is a big bowl of grossness and I’m gonna continue complaining about it because it makes me feel a little bit better to do so
so uh, sorry?
going to work today may have been a mistake
He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
oh wow I think my portable HD just went out
I guess that’s not a surprise I’ve had this one drive for like 9 years
This cold is completely destroying me oh my god
important things to remember
- if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
- just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
- if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
- lots of people love you and you’re not annoying